Why I Quit Beachbody Coaching
(UPDATE: BE SURE TO SKIP TO THE END TO SEE THE RETALIATION I RECEIVED DUE TO THE ORIGINAL HONEST WRITING OF WHAT WAS MY EXPERIENCE IN COACHING. GET YOUR BIBLES OUT PEOPLE AND POP SOME POPCORN...)
I truly believe there is a reason and a season for everything in life and whether it be bad or good, there's always a lesson to garner from it. I learned a lot through Coaching. This is NOT a post to smear Beachbody, but only to shed light on what it’s truly like to be a Beachbody Coach, and the pros and cons as I experienced them. I wouldn’t trade the 2+ years I spent Coaching. I grew as a person exponentially through the experience of working in Network Marketing in general. I learned SO much about myself. I learned my self worth and what treatment I would and wouldn’t take from people. I grew thick skin, and not in some narcissistic overly confident way, but just with a healthy dose of self awareness. This new self awareness and confidence helped me grow in my conviction to walk in my truth in many respects, even outside of Beachbody. Quite frankly, I learned to not give a royal rats ass what other people thought of me as long as at the end of the day I was happy with myself. It’s hard to believe that Direct Sales or Network Marketing could be such a life changer, but in fact it was. Being my own boss had me hungry and motivated in a way I’ve never felt before.
I found Coaching when I was at a real low, a depressed and thirty pounds overweight housewife. I saw my girfriend getting in great shape and running her Coaching business so I ordered the 21 Day Fix through her and I was off to the races. The private Facebook accountability group was AMAZING and the 21 Day Fix Portion Control Containers were a game changer for me. I’ve made lifelong friends through the challenge group and through coaching that I can’t imagine not having in my life today. They ARE the silver lining to this whole experience.
I wholeheartedly believe in the workouts, and mission of Beachbody working to get people to lead happier healthier lives. I know my health and well being improved tremendously through the support of the group, portion control, and the workouts. Within a month of starting the program I looked like a completely different person.
That was when I decided without even talking to my upline first to just go and sign up to Coach under her! I kept hearing that great money was to be made and in a relatively short amount of time if I committed wholeheartedly and did the vital behaviors as I was told. That peaked my interest for sure. If I could make an income helping people transform their lives and body the way I had that would be a win win. I had been a stay at home Mom for over a decade and was desperately in need of being able to help provide for my family financially. In this day and age, even with my husband making a good living, it’s hard to have the life you want without a dual income.
So I jumped in head first! I went ALL IN.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
LEARN YOUR VITAL BEHAVIORS-
1. ADD ADD ADD!
Add to your facebook friends. So, well, I did! I added anyone that I had 20 or more mutual friends with. This goes back to the silver lining. I’ve made such awesome friends from getting to know people that I went to school with and knew of, but didn’t necessarily know personally. Beside that feeling weird as hell in the beginning, I’m glad I did it and don’t feel weird doing it now. I love connecting with other people and have learned, that gosh darn it, people like me!!
2. BE A PRODUCT OF THE PRODUCT & INVITE INVITE INVITE!
Drink Shakeology and buy every new product so you can be a product of the product. What most people don't realize is that you, as the distributor, are really the customers keeping the CEO's of these businesses cashing in. So, expect to be buying product after product as well as business supplies such as wear and share clothing, which again, just puts money into the hands of the CEO's of Beachbody.
You will be told to do ‘Hey Girl’ messages and ‘Cold Invites’. A lot of Coaches will do ‘hey girl’ messages to people to ‘form with them’. I NEVER did the Hey girl angle, and quite personally, I find them totally fucking disgusting. You comment to connect with them on on their timeline and then message them. For example, “OMG, your puppy is so cute!!! How long have you had him!”. So ya, you basically stalk their timeline and find something to fulfill your agenda. ICKY. I didn’t send one Hey girl message in my time as a coach. Funny enough, I just had some broad contact me the other day chatting me up like we were besties ‘forming’ the hell out of my ass. I wanted to write back “Stop forming me. It’s disgusting”, but of course I didn’t. To each their own. The Hey Girl tactic didn’t work for me, because one thing you should know about me is I’m not fake. I’m as real as it gets. Emailing someone with the pretense of gaining their trust to then fulfill some end goal to me is so fucking disgusting. Never did it. NEVER WILL.However, I DID do the cold invite messages. It was painful at first, but I figured I’m not beating around the bush. I’m offering a service, and if they want it they know where to get it. I’ve met some of my best friends from my ‘cold invite’ and it just happened to be what they needed in their life at the time. I knew that I had helped people get their health back so if I annoyed a few people here and there that was OK, because if I could help one person feel better about themselves like the challenge group had done for me, it was worth it. I’d fall on that sword. I also had big income goals, so it was power for the course. You’ll be told to invite 3-5 people a day and add 3-5 people a day to your network if you want to do just OK in the business, but realistically if you were to only invite that many people a day you would never even make a sale. If you were a goal crusher like me that wanted to be making 6 figures in the next year or two you need to invite upwards to 30-50 people a day to a fitness Challenge Group and/or coaching opportunity, if not more. So I did. I invited my ass off. Most people never even wrote back which is fine, and then of course you’d get your responses with Gifs of people flipping you off or whatever. My skin was so thick by that point I could really give a damn about those responses. It came with the territory.
You need to do some type of personal development daily whether it’s a book or listening to an audible. For the most part when I would reach out for help to my uplines the response was are you doing enough PD? PD is the end all, be all in Direct Sales. I’ve actually grown to really like personal development, so there’s another silver lining.
One of the first things you can expect when you sign up is they will tell you to immediately sign your spouse up too. You’ll be told most likely to place them on your weak leg (the leg of your business that has less volume on it) So that you can manipulate your income by building the volume on that leg by placing coaches under your spouse. It’s a great tactic and I’m not knocking it at all. Your goal is to get to Emerald level as fast as you can so you can start earning team cycle bonuses on your team’s volume. An emerald has one coach on each of their legs within their business center. The part that totally blows, is that well, it costs you money to be a coach. So if you do that you’ve just doubled your overhead and are now hustling for not just one difficult business, but two. Not only that, I’ve seen so many people tell their downlines to sign up multiple family members so they can build their downlines to a 5 Star business. They don’t give a shit how you rank up, they just want your ass to rank up so they rank up and make more money as well. What is the purpose of doing that when at the end of the day you know your rank was built through manipulation. Unfortunately, this business is set up in such a way that ranking up is extremely hard so that’s what people do. Another major downside of this business is that your ranking is TOTALLY dependant on your downline. It’s hard as hell to find runners and people that will really work their asses off and work 80 hours like myself, and quite frankly you have to work that hard to make it in this business. So with your ranking becoming totally dependant on your downline it breeds dissention and frustration among the ranks. If you drop rank you could potential make your uplines rank fall like a house of cards. No pressure… no pressure at all!
Without going into major details here’s a very broad and basic breakdown of what you can expect to pay as coach and is not to the penny. This is just simply for the purposes of giving you a basic understanding of the costs to Coach.
Monthly Costs to be a coach:
$15.00- Coach Fees (used to run your websites etc)
$106.00--90PV Requirement. At Emerald level you’re required to purchase or sell a certain amount of personal Volume to maintain rank, get free leads, and customers. Basically, order Shakeology every month to fulfill your 90 PV requirement. If you sign up your spouse or family member and they never rank past Coach their PV requirement will be 50PV, which is approximately $50 of product needed to be ordered or sold. Worth noting, the PV requirement will go up as you rank up to Diamond and beyond .
$10.00-for the All Access On Demand System (charged quarterly, but averages to about $10 a month)
Grand Monthly Total: Approximately $131 a month. If you sign up your spouse on your weak leg you’re now up to $262. So off the top you’ll be paying approximately $1,500-$3,200 a year to coach. Don’t forget the wear and share clothing you need to purchase so that people can ask you about P90x when they see your shirt. All the programs you need to purchase to be a product of the product. The flights and costs to go to the yearly convention called Summit. We were pretty much shamed if we didn’t go and deemed not serious about our business if we didn’t go. I never had any takeaways or earth shattering revelations at any of these events. Albeit, it was fun as hell to have a few days of girl time to run about like free little birds! So tack on a good $1,500 for that trip with flight and food etc. Yes, they are right offs, but you’re still spending the money.
Your goal is to reach ‘Success Club 5’. Success Club is a point system. You get 2 points if you sell a challenge pack (fitness program and Shakeology on monthly Auto Ship) and 1 point if someone orders Shakeology on Auto ship. Right there should have been a red flag for me. My goal is to only have 3 sales per month? Yes, your minimum goal is three sales per month. Why? Because this shit is mother fucking hard to sell! You only make about $50 commission per sale of a challenge pack. So obviously the money isn't in sales, it's in building a team. The problem is recruiting in this business is extremely hard and retention of coaches is nearly impossible once they realize the time commitment and work load. There were many months after sending out hundreds and hundreds of cold invites, working 12+ hour days (mind you as a wife and mother of 2 young children), running free groups to show them the value of a challenge group in hopes of converting them to paid customers, that I didn’t make even one sale. Getting people to make a lifestyle change is HARD. Not only that in this MLM your work starts AT the sale. You now have become someone’s shrink, life coach, or sponsor. You are expected to check into your groups daily and keep in touch with all of your customers and come hell or high water keep them on the Shakeology because that’s your residual income. You’ll make $30 a month commision if they stay on it. It costs $142 a month for your challengers to stay on Shakeology. Obviously, not many do. I was never one of those coaches that made it a requirement to be in my group. As a matter of fact I would loan my DVD’s to those that couldn’t afford it, but most coaches make Shakeology a requirement. I never became strong in recruiting because ultimately, I couldn't in good conscience tell people this was their answer to time and financial freedom.
THE PITFALLS AND DROP IN SELF ESTEEM
I felt like I needed to look a certain way as a Coach. Trying to maintain my own weight and physique started to really weigh on me, figuratively and literally. The weight started to creep back on. I was so busy trying to recruit coaches into my organization, drag the coaches I HAD signed on to my team to do anything with their own businesses so I could finally rank up and make more money, be motivating and encouraging to my customers, all the while running multiple groups and ALWAYS trying to come up with a new fresh angle to finding and attracting people. The hours I was working were insane. As a matter of fact I was ALWAYS working. Finding the time to do what I kept telling other people to do, move your ass for 30 minutes a day, was proving difficult for me! The Coach! Then I just started to feel like a fraud. I loved coaching for about a year. After that I just felt like I was spinning my wheels. I did make it to the Diamond level which is the leadership level. It felt good, but unfortunately this business is NOT duplicatable, being that there are so many elements to coaching and so many balls in the air, groups to run, and trainings you need to make for your new coaches etc., it proved difficult for your downline to hold rank long enough for you to stay at your own rank. It was utterly exhausting.
I was exhausted and had managed to get right back up to the weight I was when I had originally started. My self esteem nose dived. Not only was my business not growing I was making NO money! I had more success in the first few months of my business than I did after 2 years of bleeding blue for the company. The only thing that was growing was my gut and my fucking ass. I started becoming non-social for fear of running into people and feeling judged. I started to really realize that this profession wasn’t doing me any favors in the body confidence department. I’d keep thinking I must be doing something wrong? There must be an easy fix and I would extend quitting by two more months or three more months to see if I’d finally figure it out. After two years of my tax preparer showing me how much I was actually PAYING to coach I knew it was time to tap out, and call time of death on this gig.
I had gone through these ups and downs with fellow coaches going through the same experiences and we had grown a major bond in that time. Enter into the story Natalie and Emily. Emily is this little ball of fire that can hustle like nobody's business, and Natalie, a vivacious vegan go getter with a soft voice and an even softer heart. We were all considering moving on. We had all worked so hard in our businesses and just weren't seeing the payoff. The dynamic of our team had become cold and ruthless, quite honestly. It wasn't uncommon to see the Creators of the team literally bullying people on posts within the team page. Also, it was common knowledge that one of them was using photoshop on her abs and she blatantly lies about her income on the daily! She claims she makes six figures when in reality she's probably lucky to be making $10k a year if she's even making half of that. It was becoming something that really none of us wanted to be associated with. Honestly, it's like we woke up and were ready to leave the cult and stop drinking the Kool Aid. All the posts from coaches claiming how amazing their life was in their skimpy sports bras holding their Shakeology. They were all lies. None of them were making any damn money and were broke beyond measure. The 3 of us just couldn't do it anymore.
Natalie decided to branch off and start her own entrepreneurial leadership training business. She's a freaking naturally gifted person in this arena. I was excited to see her off doing something she was passionate about. We all kept our coaching businesses open, but weren't actively recruiting or taking on new customers. In the following months a new policy was started within Beachbody that you are no longer allowed to do ANY other MLM's while being a Beachbody Coach. There begins what we will call 'The Witch Hunt'. The Creators of our Team found out that Natalie was no longer coaching for Beachbody and the shit hit the fan. The Smear Natalie Campaign started. I'm really not sure why, but in this industry if you leave you're shamed and hated instead of blessed and released. The leaders started having people contact any of us that they thought were either leaving Coaching or working another business and try to act as though they were friends, but really were just digging for information against us. They wanted to shut down as many of us as possible so that our coaches would then bump up to them. The Witch Hunt was INSANE. Emily was turned into Compliance because she was Discount Buyer of Essential Oils. Natalie was turned in for starting her own business, which isn't against compliance. They should have done due diligence to figure that out before smearing her name.
So when they found out Natalie wasn't coaching anymore the Photoshop using Income liar went LIVE in our team page. She proceeded to rip Natalie apart and basically did a character assassination, all the while the other co-creator of the team was commenting during the video and was so excited to see her previous 'friend' ripped apart live on a public forum. She made comments like "OMG, you are getting me so fired up!!" "YES! You go girl!" and on and on. They ripped her apart for offering trainings on entrepreneurial leadership, how to organize yourself, or hone your vision in your life or career, and basically in so many words that nobody on the team had better go to her for any trainings or else. It was the most fucking bizarre, limiting beliefs, bullying tactics I had ever seen. It was unbelievable how one day Natalie was a respected leader that provided tons of team trainings and value to our team and the next day she was a discredited, traitor, and a Coach poacher. Why they would characterize her as a Coach Poacher who was "stealing their network" when she wasn't trying to poach anyone is beyond me. She wasn't even in an MLM? She was just minding her own business running her own business that could have potentially helped their teams. Their downlines could have gained skills and they themselves could have supported their friend, Natalie's, new career path, but clearly that's not how they roll. Then after they preceded to do that in the Team page the Photoshop using income liar went and did the same psychotic rant on her personal page. I’m not exactly sure what the hell she thought she’d gain from going onto her personal page and explaining to her entire network her anger that a former Coach had decided to go another route from Beachbody coaching. I’m pretty sure anyone that had been considering joining her team in that moment thought, what a fucking lunatic! Ya, I don’t think I’ll sign up under that unprofessional loose canon!? The funniest ass part was after her rant she seemed to switch personalities and with a little grin decides to announce she had 3 spots left in her next Challenge Group. What the what??? Gross. Another thing I find hilarious is that she's basically being played like a puppet on a string. The other leader wouldn't dare do these things herself because she is so far up in the company she has way too much to lose. So the Photoshop using Income Liar is her mouth piece and I doubt this broad even realizes it, and how stupid it makes her look.
When you see people you love and respect being publicly shamed for deciding that Beachbody isn’t their path you realize you ARE in some kind of cult like environment. It reminded me of the book The Firm. Where your life is taken over by this entity and every decision you make is by way of The Firm. Creepy. I had a lot of respect for the creator of our team. She is very successful at a very young age, but when I saw how ultimately brutal and disrespectful she could be, all respect was lost. I pretty much just lost my shit. I’m not one to like drama or start unnecessary shit, but if you know me at all you know I am one of the most loyal friends you will ever have, and I will be the first one to have your back. So, ya, I had Natalie’s back. I kinda maybe went rogue. I realize two wrongs don’t make a right, but before I exited stage left I wanted my voice to be heard. This wasn't the first time I had seen bullying happening within the team page and read totally inappropriate and downright mean comments to people from them. For instance our Team Creator, who’s never even experienced motherhood mind you, shaming a new mom that was struggling in her business and was finding it hard to find time to work her business and telling her “All I hear are excuses. Crystal on our team can do it with 3 kids, so so can you. You can nurse while you invite”. Are you fucking kidding me?? So now you’re supposed to latch your kid to your teat like a fucking dairy cow and get back to work. That chick has a rude awakening coming when she has children. And if that IS how she is going to parent, then I feel sorry for her future child. The whole point of doing this business was to give you time freedom. Not to become such a slave to it that you need to ignore your newborn and stare at your iPhone as opposed to bond with your child while breast feeding. If that isn’t the lowest of disgusting I don’t know what is. I get the impression that her extreme level of success has numbed her perspective on her appreciation of people, life, and moments. So wrapped up in making a buck she’s lost all sense of what’s most important in life. In the end that’s very sad and I can only feel empathy for her in that respect. You can have all the money in the world, but without deep seeded friendships and relationships, what DO you really have? I’d rather live in a dirt floor shack with people I love and cherish and make memories, than live in financial excess devoid of connection and humanity.
So back to me losing my shit...I went live in the team page. That’s right folks. It’s called a revolution. I went live and told them they should be ashamed of themselves for treating people so poorly, especially Natalie, an amazing leader of our team that had done so much for everyone’s downlines, and that I wanted absolutely nothing to do with the team anymore, or to even be associated with it. Then the massive hate campaign was started on us. Our entire team was told to unfriend/block us and to not associate with us. I was flabbergasted to see people I thought were my friends support these women, their bullying tactics, and actually block me. It was then that I realized...shit, my husband was right. I joined a fucking cult and the Shakeology was the damn Kool-Aid! That IS exactly how these people acted. As if they had no fucking brain, no backbone of their own to stand on, and they just did what they were told by their relentless cult leader. I’m really not sure why? She can’t take them down or hurt their business. At the end of the day I don’t want anything to do with any type of dynamic like that. Why are they allowing someone else to manipulate what they do in their personal life? I was so perplexed! However, with my new thick skin I really didn’t give a shit and turned on my heel and went my merry way. What a bunch of low life bullies. Good riddance. We wrote into Compliance, but it became apparent that due to the level of success our upline had they really didn’t give a shit. I was done. I wouldn’t want to work for a company that allows such treatment of others, and quite frankly the finality of finally making a decision was a huge relief. There’s still a couple people on the team that message me, but I feel like our friendships have to be some undercover clandestine meeting in messenger. Lame. With great excitement I had joined The Epic Dream Team, and when I left it would only be known by me as The Epic Disgrace Team.
On a positive note though, I did travel to places I otherwise wouldn’t have. Went to Nashville twice for Summit as well as qualified for the Success Club Cruise through the Caribbean. Had the best time with my team and met all the celebrity trainers. A great time was had! Those were great experiences and I have great memories from it.
After that debacle I had a really bad taste in my mouth for Direct Sales, but Emily kept telling about this cosmetics business that I just had to do. She felt it would be a good fit for me. After much debate we both decided what the hell, let’s sign up together. It’s $55, who gives a shit if we never do anything with it. I went in with ZERO expectation, unlike Beachbody with all my high expectations. Can I say this new endeavor has blown me away. I sold more product in my first day than I would in a month with Beachbody. I have NEVER had to reach out to anyone to make a sale, and you want to know the funniest part? I don’t think I have had one lady reach out to me to purchase product that didn’t already have an unanswered challenge group invite from me previously in the message thread. I just shudder and think I can’t fucking believe I ever did that, and that I spent 2 years of my life doing it! So if you’re reading this and my dumb ass sent you a message to invite you to a challenge group will you forgive me? I’m just in this moment so grateful for the experiences. The ups and the downs, because I’ve learned a lot and now know how to successfully run an online business from it. So only 3 months into my new business I’m rocking the shit out of it, and Emily has already qualified for a car with the Company! I knew we were supposed to be epic successes. We were just trying to do it within the wrong company. In the end the Leaders of the Team got our Beachbody businesses shut down because of our new businesses, but how many fucks do we give? NONE.
My current business makes me good money in less than 3 months, and I work about 1/10th the time. Jokes on you. Thanks for doing us a favor by being people that lack integrity and moral fiber so we finally woke up and left . Wink Wink...
(My views of MLM's in the following years since writing this post have evolved. You can read an updated blog post here)
Here's why I'm so happy doing what I'm doing now :
No monthly challenge groups/free groups for my customers or daily check-ins to keep accountable.
No posting 3-5x a day on social media.
No team training groups because the product is simple, innovative, and basically chicks just love the shit and it sells itself. I make in days what I made in a month with Beachbody.
No worries about "dropping rank" and putting that stress on your team or yourself to produce.
No "FORM'ing" people for months to convince and sell them on the idea that they needed this product...to then only make $40.
Not having to be "proof of the product"....Thank you baby Jesus. Embracing the current fluffy state I’m in. People are too entranced in my lips that are on fleek anyway to notice the muffin top.
No saturation of distributors that have already talked to your sister, mother, and grandmother about their product.
I could go on and on about how freaking much I love what I’m doing now. I guess in a nutshell if you feel like you are walking up stream against the current and getting nowhere, it means your fucking ass IS walking upstream and you ain’t going nowhere! Time to change direction sister!!!!
If you need help in doing that, then you need to hit up my Soul Sister Natalie. She will line your ass out and get your chi and energy and all that shit straightened out! She offers all kinds of awesome online courses for business and entrepreneurial leadership training.
You can reach out to her here at nataliebrite.com
I mean, look at how adorbs she is. Who could be mean to such an adorable little white light soul.
If you are considering Beachbody Coaching I hope this helped you understand a little more about the dynamic, and exactly what you have to do to be successful. Basically, give your soul to Devil, but I digress. You should definitely consider it a volunteer position that will quickly consume your life. I'm sure some coaches would disagree and this isn't to say there aren't coaches making good money doing it. However, the ones that were making it on our team were stressed out as fuck and always on the verge of a breakdown. Also, most had large networks and followers before starting the business, or they signed up at the right time, before the market was over saturated like it is now. Something to truly consider. If you ARE considering signing up to Coach my advice would be be to double lace your fucking tennis shoes and run, run in the opposite direction! I hope this helps if you were considering coaching. There are so many better options out there in the MLM arena. Take your time to really research and follow your heart!
Thanks for stopping by my neck of the woods!
Until next time...
(My views in the following years since writing this post have evolved. You can read an updated blog post here)
June 16, 2017 UPDATE
THE AFTERMATH OF THIS BLOG POST….
Get your bibles out people, pop some popcorn, and be ready to share your favorite bible verse when the videos are over! Then of course share the video because she wants as many people to see it as possible y'all...
The excerpt below from my original blog post incited yet another hate campaign against me and those fellow Coaches that were attacked originally, that I referenced in my original blog post. Bring on the Facebook Live videos and the matchy match hate monger posts posted to each of their pages, in a mean girl, group like assault. I’m not sure why their comprehension skills are so lacking, in that they comprehended from the excerpt below that I was “cursing their future children”, when in fact I was doing entirely the opposite and hoping that she takes the time to cherish her newborn instead of latching them on and getting back to work like she was advising the overwhelmed, exhausted new mother on our Team.
“This wasn't the first time I had seen bullying happening within the team page and read totally inappropriate and downright mean comments to people from them. For instance our Team Creator, who’s never even experienced motherhood mind you, shaming a new mom that was struggling in her business and was finding it hard to find time to work her business and telling her “All I hear are excuses. Crystal on our team can do it with 3 kids, so so can you. You can nurse while you invite”. Are you fucking kidding me?? So now you’re supposed to latch your kid to your teat like a fucking dairy cow and get back to work. That chick has a rude awakening coming when she has children. And if that IS how she is going to parent, then I feel sorry for her future child. The whole point of doing this business was to give you time freedom. Not to become such a slave to it that you need to ignore your newborn and stare at your iPhone as opposed to bond with your child while breastfeeding. If that isn’t the lowest of disgusting I don’t know what is.”
Video Source: Public Facebook video
My original blog post was highly requested of me and was written, in my opinion, with fairness and tact, negating names and proof, and was simply meant to be an honest record of MY personal experiences as a Beachbody Coach. Unfortunately, After the video above, I feel I now have the right to produce evidence that these are NOT lies since being publicly accused of being a liar, bully, and a mean person by a bible verse reciting "Christian". However, I am finding solace that all the Christian women, ignorant of the facts on this live video that commented saying terrible things about me, said they would pray for me, gives me a bit of solace that I won't burn in the fiery depths of hell, cause frankly I was kinda worried...OK not really.
JC and I are pretty tight, but you might want to pray for the Christian girl above that tried to do a provocative and controversial live video to get reach on Facebook, so she could make Success Club Sales....Cause uh, that's what you have to do as a Beachbody Coach to reach your monthly sales goals.
So! Back to the business at hand. I hope you enjoyed that amazing display of bullying, F-Bomb dropping, character assassination of me by a kind loving Christian woman “Who if you are new to following her isn’t totally crazy”, for simply writing an account of my experience as a coach on The Epic Dream Team. I’ve got all the good feels…and yes, like her, I AM hoping God in Jesus helps her get through this. When I quit Beachbody coaching I deleted anyone I wasn’t personally friends with, so I had no idea what she posted on her personal page nor was I “stalking her” or had any knowledge of it having been copied and posted to multiple Facebook timelines by the Creators of our Team, so any comments or opinions by myself on the incorrect grammar usage of too and to on those posts that I expressed, certainly weren’t directed at, the Christian Lady above.
Bottom line, I kept my original blog post above board and kept it to my experience, without, out and out outing people, but when the 2 people you anonymously discussed in your blog along with a new Christian Bully, decide to start attacking you and characterizing you as a jealous bully and a liar, and you have a stampede of Christian women pronouncing they need to pray for you and your soul, then it’s time to bring out the facts as they are.
Did I reach out to this woman after TWO YEARS of busting my ass after she did a crazed live video like this claiming to make lots of money, and fuck the naysayers? YES! I had been busting my ass for over two years and was making NO money. I admitted to being inconsistent, because the last 6 weeks of my business when I was suffering extreme burn out and my personal life was imploding around me I WAS inconsistent, but anyone who knows me knows I worked my ass off day and night for two years to the detriment of my personal life. THIS RIGHT HERE WAS THE EXTENT OF HER HELP TO ME. Let her NOT confuse you. THIS response is what she is referencing in her video when she says she took time away from her family to "help me" supposedly "begging for help". For fucks sake, it's an 8 sentence response.
Worth noting, the Christian bully has since become a life coach, the same venture Natalie took and was burned at the stake for. The irony...
So, let’s go down the list of what I mentioned in my blog post that the Christian Bully implies are “lies”...
Up First in line!!
We have accused LIE #1 - That there was of course NOT a rant on the Epic Dream Team Page…What a lie!!!! Or was there???
Here we Co-Creator of our Team who is CLEARLY a loving and encouraging Leader and and she totally supports if Coaches decide Coaching isn’t their thing, and again has great comprehension skills due to the fact that she comprehended I “cursed children” from my blog post and then perpetuated that lie in her post below while sharing the Christian bully's live video, and I quote says “Much love to my friend Jacquelyn Kalaher for her strength in lifting up our friend and her husband when someone cursed their future children in a hate-filled blog post" ...and “Since I couldn’t be this eloquent or take something so ugly and make it this beautiful I want to join in supporting my friends (your future babies you have will have blessings upon blessings AND be dang cute doing it).
Uhhhh first off, that WAS my wish for them in my original blog..and uh, am I the only one over here thinking Dear God, did...we...just...watch...the...same Christian hate spewing F-Bombing video above?
That was beautiful and eloquent?
Whattttttt... UHHHH, fucking planet do you reside on? Yes, the post below is referencing the hate filled video above.
Let's watch Tawnya Jean's loving video now that was posted on the team page!
Natalie at NO time EVER posted within the Team page soliciting clients for her coaching and entrepreneurial leadership business, or offered Beachbody Coaching geared trainings etc., and I’m fairly certain that our upline isn’t the proprietary owner of Natalie Brite’s Facebook friends...so this rant about "stealing Kristi Curtis’s Network" is ABSURD, to say the least. First off, like I stated in my original blog post, they tried to have Natalie shut down, but she wasn’t, and isn’t, doing anything against compliance. She’s not in another MLM which would be against compliance. Natalie started her own business and is free to do so, therefore, she can post about her services on her own Facebook page or any other social media platform until the cows mother fucking come home. THIS, is how they treated a once highly respected leader of our team that did NOTHING WRONG. Since Natalie was a major leader that lead numerous team trainings on our Team we were all very familiar with her, her lifestyle etc., so all these references about “soul mapping” and “Getting one with the earth” made it very clear who she was talking about. That alone, described and outed, who she was talking about. I think it's also pretty disgusting and well, cult like, to think that she basically says the only thing that made Natalie who she was, was Beachbody, and that any of her success was though Beachbody. Really? She's actually a person. A unique person who has something to offer other than Beachbody related crap.
At 2:20 Timestamp-
“They go off and offer a 14 day package that doesn’t include fitness, does not include nutrition”... uhhhh exactly….ya ding dong, she started a business completely different from Beachbody….so there’s no conflict of interest.
At 6:42 Timestamp-
“If you have someone please report them. You need to report if there is someone that you know is in fact a Beachbody Coach trying to sell you a program on how to be more successful in Beachbody Coaching. You need to report them to compliance, or to your upline, or to another Leader because that’s a bunch of bull”
I’ve been watching the Lisa Remini documentary about Scientology and that shit above literally makes me think of that cult. She’s describing an “oppressor”. They're like I don't give a fuck if it's your mother or brother "report" them if they are an oppressor. All I keep seeing is Tom Cruise the devout Scientologist cult member maniacally attacking Matt Lauer about psychology. PLEASE, they told me to sign up for a training by Joshua Coates that I PAID $99 for because they said he was GREAT!!! They even had him do a Team Training!!! Go look it up on Youtube...anyway, don’t tell me to go sign up for and PAY for a training from that guy and then go on some psychotic rant that no one should pay for a training, and you and Kristi Kronser are all knowing and can teach us everything. You talk out of both sides of your mouth.
LIE #2!!! That Kristi was eating this shit up...among other mindless drones apparently.
And onto the next claim that certainly was a lie.
That she went live on her personal page after her Team Page with the same maniacal rant? Why Certainly it was lie!!!??
Or was it???
What to gain by exposing her prospects to the fact that, if you EVER fucking decide to leave Beachbody and do something else you be damned and are Fucked...keep watching....and she references Kristi...she's watching!!
But hey, Kristi thinks her hair looks good...you go girl!!!
Don't forget "She does everything in love"...and wait for it....Wait.....for......it...at the end...I have spaces left in my next group!!!
Video Source: Public video posted on Facebook
Now let's get to the MEAT of the accusations! That I brought Children into this!!! I simply referenced the fact that a person who is NOT a mother and has never mothered a child has a rude awakening in the fact that being a mother is fucking hard! Not all babies are easy babies, and not all are natural breast feeders! To tell someone to just "work while breast feeding" when they have no fucking clue actually how unnatural and hard breastfeeding is, is preposterous!!! But, for the record, that statement isn't damming anyone's future children..but essentially a new mom is made to feel like shit with advice that Kristi had not the experience to give, and even worse photoshop income liar, the mother of FIVE adding her two cents, with her heartless comments making the new Mom feel like shit.
I bring you Lie #3!!!
Our uplines making a new mother feel like shit and compare herself.
Take note above that Tawnya references being in the business for 4 YEARS and I quote, "I'm not the raging success I want to be but I'm getting closer". Yet she claims on her Instagram that she makes upwards of 6 figures. Either A) Her beliefs are you're not a success unless you're making a million dollars a year or B) She makes nowhere near 6 figures.
This below was what I posted after I saw Tawnya's rant within the Team page regarding Natalie. I posted this within our Diamond Leader wall after my Live Video on the Team page and said I was disgusted and would no longer be associated with this type of Team, and Tawnya blocked me. Fine, who gives a shit, but I wanted at least those fellow coaches that weren't aware of what had just happened to know what was happening. Honestly, I don't care if I am the only one willing to stand up and say this needs to be stopped. Change can start when just one person has the balls to rise the hell up and take a stand.
Below is my fair and respectful response to Paul Kronser (supposedly) I'm still not necessarily convinced it was Paul that commented on my blog post, but at some point, whoever did comment, realized they were outing their own asses, because I never named names and later the comment was deleted. What I find most puzzling is THAT was what he/they were concerned about more then the subject of their lack of ethics? Really?
Here are the matching hate monger posts posted to both Kristi and Tawnya Jeans pages, and from what I understand now was posted to many other Coaches pages, in a mean girl, group like assault. Followed by my response, that in my opinion, was a light hearted poke at two bullies that were clearly posting hate towards me. In no way was I referencing the Christian that decided to verbally attack me on video, since I no longer followed her and haven't since February when I left coaching. I have never had any opinion of her, and in fact have never even personally met her. I clearly reference the two people known to me as bullies in my post and no one else. However, this poke about grammar geared towards two bullies bullying me, was ultimately what caused someone to think I needed to be torn apart on social media.
It's come to light that she was the one who originally crafted to the post and then Tawnya and Kristi copied and pasted it. Ironically the three of them were all together in the days prior to these posts. Clearly I was the topic of conversation and it was clear they would try to do a smear campaign against me. I personally find it comical, and think they would have much more success and would attract more coaches to their downline if they weren't constantly posting about "Haters". It reflects a perception that coaching draws a lot of haters. It is very common to see Tawnya and Kristi post about haters on their pages .
I'm sure Carl Daikler, CEO of Beachbody, absolutely loves being tagged in these dumb ass hate ridden Junior High level mentality posts, but perhaps I'm wrong. I don't know, since ALL of this had been submitted to Compliance over four months ago, and as far I know, not a damn thing was ever done.
Here's my response to the above posts that sparked the hateful slandering video implying I'm a liar, a future child curser, and a unhappy person jealous of her success.
Let's be clear, I have nothing to be jealous of. I don't have to spam my personal page with everything coaching, spew hate and drama to drum up traffic to my timeline, in hopes of making a sale. I feel freed from this extremely unhealthy mean girl environment, and I'm very fulfilled in what I am doing now with zero stress, and receive support and love from those on my Team. As an added bonus, I actually make an income in 3 months of working this business when I was hardly making a paycheck two years into my business with Beachbody working 3 times the amount of hours. Do I do it just for the money? Of course not. However, I clearly joined Beachbody in hopes of being able to financially contribute to my family while being able to stay home with my children. That objective is now being met, minus all the dysfunction, stress, and lack of any added time or financial freedom.
I sincerely wish anyone who enjoys coaching to continue doing what makes them happy. It just wasn't a good fit for me, and ultimately the bullying is what caused me to finally leave and move on. It makes my heart hurt that essentially, a blog post that was simply about my experiences turned into a personal assault on me, which I felt then warranted me sharing the true hard facts.
So folks, these are the facts as was explained in my original post. At the end of the day, hopefully sharing the real raw truth of what happened, will ultimately cause personal growth for those involved and a realization that bullying people isn't an attractive trait, and really nothing good comes out of it in the end.
At least that's my hope.
Until next time...
In the following years after this post my opinion on MLM's has drastically changed. I'm currently involved in the Anti-MLM movement and was featured in Time Magazine. You can read that blog post and article below.